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Sep. 14th, 2005 04:41 pm

I'VE ONLY SEEN ADS BUT IS IT JUST ME OR DOES GRAEME RAMSEY (CHEF OF HELL'S KITCHEN) REMIND EVERYONE OF SOMEONE? SPECIFICALLY... MY DAD?!?

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Sep. 10th, 2005 11:31 pm

SHOPPING FUN PART 2:
BBQ THIS AFTERNOON AT SEAN'S FLAT WHICH WAS QUITE GOOD. BY 7PM WHEN LEMONFRESHSMURF SHOWS UP, THERE AREN'T TOO MANY OFF US LEFT. WE WERE HUNGRY AND RAN OUT OF BEER SO AS ONLY SOBER PERSON, SHE HAD TO GO TO DO A TRIP TO THE SUPERMARKET. ME, ALLY, STEVE AND SEAN WENT ALONG. WE BOUGHT: TINS OF CHILLI BEANS, CHEESE AND NACHOS (GUESS WHAT WE WERE MAKING), BEER, PASTA, 3X4 PACKS OF TOILET PAPER (THEIR FLAT ALWASY RUNS OUT). AT THE COUN\TER:

CHECKOUT WOMAN (CW)PRESSES CONVEYOR BELT AND ITS STUCK. SHE PRESES THE BUTTON FOR SUPERVISOR. NO-ONE SHOWS UP.
STEVE: HEY LADY! WILL YOU HURRY UP? WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!!!
CW: NO. IT'S NOT MOVING.
LEMONFRESH SMURF: DOES YOUR SCANNER WORK?
CW: YES. I CAN SCAN.
STEVE: SO GET SCANNING.
CW: BUT ITS NOT MOVING.
LEMONFRESHSMURF: CAN YOU PLEASE SCAN WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR SUPERVISOTR THEN? HE WILL MOVE THE STUFF (POINTS AT ME).
I START MOVING STUFF CLOSER TO HER. CHECKOUT LADY VERY PISSEDOFF STARTS SCANNING AND THROWING TINS INTO THE TROLLEY. SUPERVISOR SHOWS UP, FIXES CONVEYOR BELT.
LEMONFRESHSMURF: EXCUSE ME SIR, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THE LADY TO STOP THROWING MY TINS OF BEANS LIKE THAT? IT MAKES THEM CRY.
SUPERVISOR: UH... WHO?
LEMONFRESHSMURF: THE BEANS.
SUPERVISOR: UH...
CW: THE THING IS NOT MOVING BECAUSE THEY PUT TOO MUCH THINGS AND WAS TOO HEAVY.
SEAN: OH PLEASE, HOW MUCH CAN A FEW TOILET ROLLS WEIGH?
SUPERVISOR: UH...
ALLY: OH SHIT, I'M ABOUT TO BE SICK.

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Sep. 8th, 2005 09:41 am

GOING SAILING TODAY. I'D SAY "IN MY DADDY'S BOAT" BUT HEL-LO THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. TIME TO DO SOME WORK.

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Sep. 7th, 2005 11:53 am

AHAHAHA. HAHA HA. SERIOUSLY. STOP.

LEMONFRESH? STEVE? WAS IT YOU?

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Aug. 29th, 2005 10:57 am

I HAD APPROXIMATELY 9 HOURS SLEEP COMBINED OVER THE WEEKEND. WAS THE GAME GOOD OR WHAT?

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Aug. 23rd, 2005 03:34 pm

BOOKED FOR GOLFING HOLIDAY COMING UP NEXT MONTH. HUZZAH!

MY SISTER'S DANCE RECITAL TONITE. APPARENTLY SHES VERY TALENTED, I DON'T DOUBT IT.

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Aug. 16th, 2005 04:32 pm

BEEN WORKING A LOT LATELY. I GUESS ITS GOOD BUT FOR SOME REASON I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOME KIND OF SUPERVISORY ROLE BY DEFAULT BECAUSE SURPRISINGLY FEW PEOPLE LIKE TAKING RESPONSIBILITY. DO I?

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Aug. 12th, 2005 08:59 pm

SO ANYWAY I WAS JUST STANDING THERE, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN THIS WOMAN OUTTA NOWHERE SAID PUT OUT MY CIG. I SAID NO AND SHE INSISTED, THE BITCH. SO I DID SO, ON HER BABY’S HEAD. ANYWAY, THAT FELT GOOD AND IM OFF TO DO WHAT I LIKE TO DO EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT NOW. DROWN KITTENS AT THE DRINKING WATER DAMS.

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Aug. 1st, 2005 11:35 pm

WAS A WRECK TODAY AFTER MY BLINDER WEEKEND. BUT WHEN EVERYONE ASKED WHAT THE BEST PART WAS, I SAID GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET.

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Jul. 31st, 2005 04:27 pm

OLDS ARE IN ASIA FOR A BIT SO I AM IN CHARGE AND HAD TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET. HAVENT SEEN LEMONFRESHSMURF FOR AWHILE SO SHE CAME ALONG. IF CLOTHES SHOPPING EXPEDITIONS WITH LEMONFRESHSMURF ARE ENTERTAINING, GROCERY SHOPPING IS NO DIFFIRENT. WE ENDED UP ALMOST BLOWING THE ENTIRE BUDGET AT THE SUPERMARKET, SOME GUY OFFERED TO PACK HER RAW MEAT IN BAGS, IN THE COOLER ROOM SHE ASKED NOONE IN PARTICULAR "WHAT FUCKING IDIOT BRINGS THEIR TROLLEY INTO THE COOLER ROOM?" AND OUTSIDE SHE SUGGESTED THE DRIVER IN A CAR WITH A BABY ON BOARD SIGN ON HIS CAR THAT ALMOST HIT OUR TROLLEY "MORON ON BOARD MORE LIKE IT". AHAHAHEHA. WHEN UNPACKING OUR TROLLEY INTO THE BOOT WE SAW DAN FROM PROFS WITH HIS WIFE. LEMONFRESHSMURF WAS ALL IN A TIZZ THAT WE ARE AT THE STAGE OF OUR LIVES THAT WE ARE MEETING FRIENDS AND THEIR SPOUSES AT THE SUPERMARKET. I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY COS WHO KNOWS WHAT DAN WAS THINKING WHEN HE SAW US LOADING UP OUR BOOT.

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